Medical Alert: The Dangers of Twerking For People Over 70.
Twerking for People over 70 Can be Fatal!
The Facts AARP Won’t Tell You.
According to medical experts the extreme dangers of “senior twerking” include but are not limited to the following.
Exacerbates chronic back pain.
Flatulence. No further explanation necessary.
Jiggling butt fat can make a viewer over 70 cross-eyed.
Can result in urinary incontinence due to hysterical laughter if one catches a glimpse of oneself in the mirror (while twerking).
Men only. Old man ass syndrome (nothing to shake) results in all kinds of psychological problems.
“Twerking (/ˈtwɜːrkɪŋ/) is a type of dance originating as part of the bounce music scene of New Orleans in the late 1980s. Individually-performed, chiefly but not exclusively by women, dancers move by throwing or thrusting their hips back or shaking their buttocks, often in a low squatting stance.” Wikipedia
Further Guidance
If you feel you must twerk, a walker is recommended. Keep in locked position.
Best song to twerk to: Rich Girl, Gwen Stefani
Twerking can be dangerous to your health.
